Today me will live in the moment. Unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie. The Cookie Monster

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?unknown

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question. Harun Yahya

An apron is just a cape ... on backwards. unknown

He's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. Emily Brontë (Wuthering Heights)

First we feel. Then we fall. James Joyce (Finnegans Wake)

Imagination—the muscle of the soul. Vladimir Nabokov

I licked it, so it's mine. unknown

It’s better to be at the bottom of the ladder you want to climb than to be on the top of one you don’t.Chris Guillebeau

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. Mark Twain

I just don't want to look back and think: "I could've eaten that!"unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. Julia Child

I've learned so much from my mistakes, I am thinking of making a few more.